Chat-Up Lines

Many fans have written in with the most pathetic and cheesy pick-up lines they could think of... the ones below are some of the ones we could actually post! If you get to the end you might find one that just might work for you - or at least that is the general consensus...

• Hey I think I've met you before, but last time I was wearing a spider man mask, lets kiss and see if I'm right. - Haley, USA
• Guy: Fat Penguins. Girl: What? Guy: I thought of something that could break the ice. - Stephanie, USA
• Can I have your puppy's phone number? - Maria Fernanda, Brazil
• If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. - Mckenzie, USA
• Hi, I was watching you dance earlier. Since neither of us can dance, why don't we chat instead? - Christina, Norway
• If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst - Ariana, USA
• Do you like raisins? (answers yes or no) Then how about a date? - Ariel, USA
• You know... I could introduce you to Rupert. - Danilo, Canada
• Baby, let me be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve! - Lauren, USA
• If I followed you home, would you keep me? - Julie, New Zealand
• Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day. - Katie, USA
• Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again? - Elizabeth, USA
• Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. - Julia, USA
• I hope you know CPR, ‘cos you take my breath away! - Julia, Israel
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - Rhonda, USA
• Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes - Divonna, USA
• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams - Nicola, UK
• If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder? (Put arm on shoulder closest to you) OR this shoulder? (Put arm around person) - Colleen, USA
• Here you are with so many curves and here I am with no brakes. - Danielle, USA
• Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. - Stephanie, USA
• So what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? - Diem Vo, USA
• Can I borrow your library card? I'd like to check you out. - Amy, USA
• Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. - Alexandra Marie, USA
• I know milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink? - Julia, USA
• Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes. - Brandi, USA
• If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". - Emilie, USA
• You must be a Pokemon...Can I Pikachu? - Maureen, USA (Editor's Choice)
• What do you like for breakfast? - Sara Nicole, USA
• Can I please have your photo 'cause I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas! - Lilly, Australia
• I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women! - Cynthia, Hong Kong
• If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - Sarah, USA
• Can I see the tag in your shirt? I wanna see if it says "Made in heaven." - Victoria, USA
• I can read palms (write your number on her hand) ooh, and it says you're going to call me! - Katrina, USA

Pick-up line most likely to guarantee you attention from the object of your desire:

Hi - I'm 16, but I look 18, am legal in most European countries, am the richest child star in the world, have an extensive and precocious vocabulary, attend obscure fringe theatre in London on a regular basis, enjoy watching sexually-charged foreign cinema, can speak naughty serpentine made-up languages, and am rumoured to have dated a 23-year-old, so, yes, I do like older women. Wanna go engage in intellectual conversation and run your fingers through my hair?