Top Ten Ways to Fail a Driving Test

Nervous about your impending driving test? No worries! Check out these fun little beauts for some tips on what not to do, unless you want to fail your driving test for real!

1. Turn the radio on really loud. When the examiner tries to turn if off slap their hand.

2. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".

3. When you see a sign that indicates "no left turn" turn left, then turn to your examiner and say, "Hehe... sometimes I can't tell my right from my left."

4. When it is time to take off, put your gear into reverse instead of drive and step on the gas. Say to the examiner, "Oi... uh, sorry, was that your cat?"

5. Fill your car with empty beer bottles. Tell the examiner, "Sorry, I'd offer you a beer, but I drank them all this morning."

6. When the examiner gets in the car ask them their opinion on actually turning around and looking whilst backing up the car.

7. While you are driving, start screaming and swatting the air with your hand. Laugh lightly and say, "It was a bee."

8. Knock over all the cones during a maneuverability test and then ask your examiner how many points you get per cone.

9. Accidentally break off your rear-view mirror and give it to your examiner saying, "Hey - can you hold this?"

10. Be a real honker - honk at everything in your path - stop signs, bicyclists, birds...